“So, what is it?”
“I’m not telling you.”
“Can I shake it?”
“No.”
“Is it fragile?”
“You can’t shake it.”
“Well, what is it?”
“You’ll see.”
“C’mon, just a hint… Pleeeeeasssssee!”
“Nope. You’ll have to wait until Christmas.”
“But, that’s not the way it works. You’re supposed to give me a hint.”
“Don’t you want to be surprised when you open it? I want to be surprised when I open your gift.”
“Just a hint.”
“It’s made out of wood.”
“Really? Give me another hint.”
“I gave you a hint.”
“But I need another. I can’t shake it, so I need another.”
“Wooden clogs. I got you wooden clogs.”
“Clogs?”
“Yep, clogs.”
“Like people from Holland wear?”
“Yep. Clogs.”
